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Kirishima Open Air Museum opened in Yūsui, Kagoshima Prefecture, Japan, in 2000. Located in the foothills of Mount Kirishima, at an elevation of 700 m (2,300 ft) above sea level, the Museum encompasses an area of 20 ha. Works are displayed in the open air as well as in the Art Hall.
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