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Bangor East and Donaghadee is one of the seven district electoral areas (DEA) in Ards and North Down, Northern Ireland. The district elects six members to Ards and North Down Borough Council and contains the wards of Ballycrochan, Ballymagee, Donaghadee, Groomsport, Silverbirch and Warren. Bangor East and Donaghadee forms part of the North Down constituencies for the Northern Ireland Assembly and UK Parliament.
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Gloria Grosso Romero is an Italian former politician. She was a member of the Chamber of Deputies from 1987 to 1992, representing the Federation of Green Lists and the Italian Democratic Socialist Party.
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